Cocoa’s interview

7:49pm Cocoa
Could you interview me? For my blog.

Just ask random questions.

 

7:50pm Jessica
Now?

 

7:50pm Cocoa

Yup! 

 

7:50pm Jessica

Like what?

 

7:51pm Cocoa

Just ask random questions.

 

7:52pm Cocoa

Is that ok?

 

7:52pm Jessica

I guess. I don’t really know what to ask.

 

7:52pm Cocoa

Basically anything. I am not picky. Anything your mind conjures up…

 

7:53pm Jessica

Like…..if you were captain of a sinking ship and there weren’t enough life boats, who would you save first?

 

7:54pm Cocoa

Yes. Like that.

And for the record, I would save my mother.

And my hamsters. 

 

7:54pm Jessica

Haha

 

7:54pm Cocoa

…Kidding about the hamsters. Kind of.

 

7:54pm Jessica

Okay…so, before you go to sleep at night, what are your last thoughts about?

 

7:55pm Cocoa

Whether or not I did my homework. And what time I have to get up in the morning. And wondering if I’m memorized my lines. 

 

7:57pm Jessica

What’s your favorite kind of duck?

 

7:57pm Cocoa

Uhhh… the white kind! With the orange bill! Ooh, and any kind of baby ducks. They’re so cute and fluffy.

 

7:58pm Jessica

What would you do if your mother killed one of the baby ducks?

 

7:58pm Cocoa

Well, that’s awfully morbid, Jessica.

 

7:58pm Jessica

Just answer.

 

7:58pm Cocoa

I would cry? And then slap my mom.

I love her, but she deserves it.

 

8:01pm Jessica

Let’s say you were holding the last remaining Skittle on earth. If you dropped it in a pile of garbage, would you dig it out to eat it?

 

8:01pm Cocoa

Depends… what’s in the garbage? And what flavor is the Skittle?

 

8:02pm Jessica

Red, and rancid meat.

 

8:02pm Cocoa

I’d eat it. Definitely. No questions asked.

Red and purple are my favorite flavors of skittles.

 

8:03pm Jessica

Haha

Weirdo.

You’d die.

 

8:04pm Cocoa

Honestly, I don’t care.

Skittles are yummy.

Alright, now I do believe it’s time for the last question.

You must make it good! But no pressure. BUT MAKE IT GOOD.

 

8:04pm Jessica

Haha

How have my other ones been?

 

8:04pm Cocoa

Excellent, actually.

Just make this one better.

Kidding. 

 

8:05pm Jessica

Okay.

I’ve got it.

If someone overthrew the US government and then decreed that it was illegal to sing…

what color socks would you wear during the rebellion?

 

8:06pm Cocoa

Purple. Because purple is the most amazing color in the entire world.

NO WAIT.

Purple socks with white polka dots!

 

8:07pm Jessica

Ooh!!! I have some of thosey ou can borrow!

 

8:07pm Cocoa

Really?

 

8:07pm Jessica

Yeah!

 

8:07pm Cocoa

Ooh, I would love to borrow them!!

Do you have white socks with purple polka dots?

 

8:07pm Jessica

Um. No.

 

8:07pm Cocoa

Darn.

Oh well.

You must bring the socks to drama next Monday!

Not this Monday. Tech week for Monsters. But next Monday.

*ahem*

Well, I do believe that concludes our interview. Thank you very much, Jessica. Do I have permission to use your name on the blog? First name, that is.

 

8:08pm Jessica

Yup yup!

 

8:09pm Cocoa

Yaaaay! Why thank you. This entry shall be posted shortly.